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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.混久了,很多经典都无法直视了
  银角大王:孙行者,我喊你一声你可敢应?悟空:你他丫有病啊?变态才听到自己名字就硬呢!


2.从前,有个王子患上了忧郁症。医生出了个方子,让寻找一个幸福的人穿过的衬衫,王子穿上后就会治愈。国王到处寻找,终于找到一个砍柴的穷人,他大声唱着歌很幸福。国王欣喜若狂冲过去脱他的衬衫,可发现他没有衬衫。

3.某村请来齐天大圣抓妖
  猴子问道:你们请俺老孙来抓什么妖精
  村长说了:我们也不知道它是什么妖精
  旁边有村民应到:妖精们来无影去无踪,每次来都把村子洗劫一空
  猴子:喔!原来是洗劫精啊。。。
  洗劫精啊!!!

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