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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我妈给我泡了杯咖啡，我表示赞美，她说我就知道你喜欢娘泡的东西

2.“不要走好吗？”这句话只有跑步的时候体育老师对我说过

3.“我觉得我头好像有点痒”
“可能是开始长脑子了吧”

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