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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.刚才发生的事情,我早上起来就开始肚子疼,到了高铁站后疼的更厉害了,我老公就买了一杯优乐美....结果他把里边的粉和果肉全扔了,跑去给我接热水,他缓缓像我走来的时候,我多希望我是个女人能为他生个孩子!
2.这个冬天越来越冷,我问爸爸:咱家什么时候能买空调呀?爸爸窘迫地皱了皱眉:明天就买!第二天,爸爸抱了一台生锈的二手空调主机回家,对我们说:冷的话,就举一下这个空调,多举几次身子就暖和了。
3.生病去医院挂号,遇着一偷儿摸我钱包,被我发现后想溜,我正因为生病心情不好呢!于是一把拽住他,并掏出钱包,说道:你不是想要我钱包么?拿啊!拿去啊!那偷儿明显是被我镇住了,愣了半天才弱弱地回了一句:这是你看病的钱,我不能要……尼玛,还算会说话,放过你了。

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