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夫妻笑话3则

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夫妻笑话3则

1、妻子:你都一把年纪了竟一事无成,这是因为你没有冒险精神。
丈夫:要是没有冒险精神,我敢娶了你?

2、丈母娘:当年我的新情人和老情人为了我而决斗。
老婆:哇!妈妈你真浪漫,谁赢谁娶你吗?
丈母娘:不,输的娶我。

3、夫妇俩坐在小汽车里,丈夫在开车。
妻子问:“你不觉得我们迷路了吗?”
“你有什么根据?”
“这条死狗我们半小时前已经轧过一次了。”
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三个都是经典的笑话,为什么没评论呢?

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