正宗地球人 发表于 2023-7-16 15:50   只看TA 1楼

[短篇] 笑话三篇

1.去水果店买葡萄,老板很热情的说:“我们的葡萄很甜的随便挑”。我:“我喜欢酸的”。老板先是无语,后来又幽幽的回了句:“那你晚上再过来,那时侯都是挑剩下的,肯定酸!”

2.都说女司机多么可怕,真的不全是这样的,女司机开车技术好的也有很多。就拿我来说吧,我老公今天就夸我来着,他说:马路这么宽,中间就一块大概20厘米的砖头,你竟然能正正好好的压在上面,技术真棒!

3.小时候,有次吃鱼,被鱼刺卡住喉咙,怎么也咽不下去。只好求助爸妈,各种偏方接连不断,又是喝醋,又是吞馒头,又是吞窝头。结果,我吃撑了,鱼刺还在!后来,才想起医生!
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