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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.有一天，白鸽子不小心把黑鸽子踩到了。黑鸽子说：“你虽然白，但你踩人真黑！”

2.有一只鸟在电线杆上待了整整一天，最后它说：“我电了一整天的鱼！”

3.那天我把乞丐装满钱的碗拿走后，竟然治好了他的创伤。

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