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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话一:

老师问小明:“小明,如果你有十块钱,借给你的好朋友五块,他还给你几块?”小明答道:“老师,如果是好朋友,我干脆就把钱给他,省得麻烦。”

笑话二:

有一天,小明对爸爸说:“爸爸,我已经长大了,我想出去闯荡一下。”爸爸说:“那好,给你两条建议。第一,不要随便相信陌生人。第二,不要相信第一条建议。”

笑话三:

某天,小李在家中突然大喊:“我中奖啦,我中奖啦!”妻子急忙跑过来问:“真的?多少钱?”小李兴奋地说:“一块!”妻子疑惑地问:“一块?这也算中奖?”小李笑着说:“当然啦!我买了十张彩票,一块中了一张!”

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